Accumulation

While i was laing on the doctor table and he was cracking me up I saw, through the window a slight bit of a high rise and the sky. 
I remembered young feelings; the way it happens with smells or sounds. I thought that the excitment of beeing a teenager lies particulary in descovering suddently drastic diffrent perspectives of one’s familiar environment. 
In discovering that the day and the city are also yours and that you can sit on a roof at 6 in the morning. 
That the way the day is devided up is, in big part just a convenience for a large number of people to work togeather. 

While travelling you remember it: That the space and time are yours to feel and divide up.

You’re probbably gonna need these  jc! castelbajac lego glasses to look at the world in 2009 without running away, digging a whole in the ground and hide yourself in it.

Look at Rory! She’s smiling, wondering the streets of the emerald city right there.

Thank you the Tangyong for these hints of futre.

Head-o-heater Hat

This hat heats your head and plugs your ears when someone just won’t stop talking. The hat only rins for 15 hours then it stops for ten minutes. It can be bought in a variety of colours. Now available in these stores K-Mart, Wal-Mart, Stedmans and Champlain Place.

The Peace Chip

The peace chip is a device, when implanted in a person’s body through surgery, makes the person hate war and fighting, and like peace. This has no side-effects, and can be very useful for criminals and bad people. The chip is placed in the leg.
PRICE: $5 for a Chip (Surgery not included)
PRICE WITH SURGERY: $5 for the Chip + $250 for the surgery - Adding upto a total of $255
More inventions coming out, so watch our Web Page!

The Inflatable House

Every year people should collect their plastic bags to go to factories to be made into very thick plastic (Almost Rubber) to make inflatable houses that come with a super pump. In the house there is one room with four beds also with a couch and with a kitchen. To separate the rooms there are curtains. The cost for the house will be around $5.00. We hope they will be sold in any local food bank.
by Chantal Hunter, Nicole Piers & Ruth Hilder

The New Drug

Ever feel tired after gym class ???????
If you take this new energy pill you will be able to run 200 km per hour after gym class you would be home in a flash garanteed or your money back. This pill contains vitamin a,b,c,e. There are also side effects these side effects are if you take more than one pill a day you will not be able to stop running. You must eat this pill right before you eat breakfast. There are no other side effects other than the one that we have just mentioned.
For more information call this toll free number 1-800-running.

The Dog Walker

We have invented a robot that will walk your dog for you, whenever you want it to. You can program it to walk a certain route and at a certain time. It has pooper scooper attached to it, so you don’t have to pick up after your dog. The dog walker is very sturdy and can not be dragged or pulled over by your dog. It comes in different sizes to suit your dog.
You can get the dog walker for only $125.99.

The Ocean City
Our invention is a city on stilts that is located on the ocean. The city will be a few miles off shore. This invention will solve the problem of deforestation and over population, because it creates more space without harming the environment. The city will be accessible from the mainland by ferry, helicopters, underwater tunnels, and bridges. The city will be constructed on a large platform supported by cement pilings. Apartments, condominiums, and townhouses will be built on the foundation. For electricity, heating panels on top of the buildings will provide solar power. We are selling both houses and blueprint plans. Blueprint plans for construction of the pilings, foundations, and dwellings will be available for $150.

Spotted! Looks like Z. got he’s vision cleared, and a whole new set of charms.
A 4 eyed Christmas miracle?

Found Via 2left2right, yours truely had had no clue…

By Matthew Lindley 

Ok I guess we all know by now i can not write even if you pay me . And for that I apologize.
The winds of “change” are sweeping all over except for France, or so it feels.
Leaving seems like the best solution, and it should be done fast, like if running, or not at all.

I had a werid dream that I could remember very well right after weaking up and that now is getting foggier by the minute.

What you feel is what you get

Coming across a new/old trend amongst young men:

Advice to My Sons
“Advice to my sons. Never put whisky into hot water bottle crossing borders of dry states or countries. Rubber will spoil taste. Never make love with pants on. Beer on whisky, very risky. Whisky on beer, never fear. Never eat apples, peaches, pears, etc. while drinking whisky except long French-style dinners, terminating with fruit. Other viands have mollifying effect. Never sleep in moonlight. Known by scientists to induce madness. Should bed stand beside window on clear night, draw shades before retiring. Never hold cigar at right-angles to fingers. Hayseed. Hold cigar at diagonal. Remove band or not as you prefer. Never wear red necktie. Provide light snorts for ladies if entertaining. Effects of harder stuff on frail sex sometimes disastrous. Bathe in cold water every morning. Painful but exhilarating. Also reduces horniness. Have haircut once a week. Wear dark clothes after 6 p.m. Eat fresh fish for breakfast when available. Avoid kneeling in unheated stone churches. Ecclesiastical dampness causes prematurely gray hair. Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house. Courage tastes of blood. Stand up straight. Admire the world. Relish the love of a gentle woman. Trust in the Lord.”

– The Wapshot Chronicle, John Cheever

“…Searching for a cure to the current epidemic of “Eternal Teen-Ager Syndrome” which has striken the vast majority of American males. Enough with the flip flops and short pants. Let’s start dressing like grown men…” Giuseppe (An affordable Wardrobe)

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Advice to my sons

Nov. 5, 2008

Dear Brother Obama,

You have no idea, really, of how profound this moment is for us. Us being the black people of the Southern United States. You think you know, because you are thoughtful, and you have studied our history. But seeing you deliver the torch so many others before you carried, year after year, decade after decade, century after century, only to be struck down before igniting the flame of justice and of law, is almost more than the heart can bear. And yet, this observation is not intended to burden you, for you are of a different time, and, indeed, because of all the relay runners before you, North America is a different place. It is really only to say: Well done. We knew, through all the generations, that you were with us, in us, the best of the spirit of Africa and of the Americas. Knowing this, that you would actually appear, someday, was part of our strength. Seeing you take your rightful place, based solely on your wisdom, stamina and character, is a balm for the weary warriors of hope, previously only sung about.

I would advise you to remember that you did not create the disaster that the world is experiencing, and you alone are not responsible for bringing the world back to balance. A primary responsibility that you do have, however, is to cultivate happiness in your own life. To make a schedule that permits sufficient time of rest and play with your gorgeous wife and lovely daughters. And so on. One gathers that your family is large. We are used to seeing men in the White House soon become juiceless and as white-haired as the building; we notice their wives and children looking strained and stressed. They soon have smiles so lacking in joy that they remind us of scissors. This is no way to lead. Nor does your family deserve this fate. One way of thinking about all this is: It is so bad now that there is no excuse not to relax. From your happy, relaxed state, you can model real success, which is all that so many people in the world really want. They may buy endless cars and houses and furs and gobble up all the attention and space they can manage, or barely manage, but this is because it is not yet clear to them that success is truly an inside job. That it is within the reach of almost everyone.

I would further advise you not to take on other people’s enemies. Most damage that others do to us is out of fear, humiliation and pain. Those feelings occur in all of us, not just in those of us who profess a certain religious or racial devotion. We must learn actually not to have enemies, but only confused adversaries who are ourselves in disguise. It is understood by all that you are commander in chief of the United States and are sworn to protect our beloved country; this we understand, completely. However, as my mother used to say, quoting a Bible with which I often fought, “hate the sin, but love the sinner.” There must be no more crushing of whole communities, no more torture, no more dehumanizing as a means of ruling a people’s spirit. This has already happened to people of color, poor people, women, children. We see where this leads, where it has led.

A good model of how to “work with the enemy” internally is presented by the Dalai Lama, in his endless caretaking of his soul as he confronts the Chinese government that invaded Tibet. Because, finally, it is the soul that must be preserved, if one is to remain a credible leader. All else might be lost; but when the soul dies, the connection to earth, to peoples, to animals, to rivers, to mountain ranges, purple and majestic, also dies. And your smile, with which we watch you do gracious battle with unjust characterizations, distortions and lies, is that expression of healthy self-worth, spirit and soul, that, kept happy and free and relaxed, can find an answering smile in all of us, lighting our way, and brightening the world.

We are the ones we have been waiting for.

In Peace and Joy,
Alice Walker

© 2008, Alice Walker